Laura- "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyok!"
Laura- "That's my mating call." :D
Laura- "Now come to me and mate!"
Andres- "No."
Laura- "Oh...well then...ok..."
Andres- "Ok. Bye now."
Laura- "Bye...."
Andres- "Ok." (Walk away)
Laura- (Burst)"THAT WAS SO MEEEAAAN!"
Andres- (Turns around and stares at me with a deadly expression) "What?"
Laura- "THAT WAS VVVVVEEEEERRRRRRYYYYY MEAN!"
Andres- "Sorry. What do you want me to do?"
Laura- "MATE WITH ME!"
Andres- "Please, PLEASE! NO!" (Gets raped)

2 hours later...

Andres- "That was..."
Laura- "Amazing?"
Andres- "I was going to say terrific but ok. Wow! I guess it's not reallly rape then..."
Laura- "Yeah...."
Andres- "So, when are you going to call for mates again?" (Winks)
Laura- "..."
Andres- "...?"
Laura- "Never."
Andres- "What?"
Laura- "I am not gonna do it again."
Andres- "Then it was a one night stand?"
Laura- "Yeah...I guess.... Wow!"
Andres- (Jumps out of bed very angrily and starts to put on clothes aggresively) "Well, whatever! It's a good thing am gay and dont depend on your EMOTIONLESS sex!"
Laura- "It's a good thing."
Andres- (Stares) "Your a BITCH!" (Leaves angrily out of the small room)
Laura- (Lights a ciggarette and lays down cooly) "One down, many more to go!"

THE END

FIN

LEAVE ALREADY!

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE!

OMIGOSH LEAVE!

THERES NOTHING MORE TO READ HERE SO JUST GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE!

JEEZ.

Thanks so much for reading this idiotically dramatic little skit. Me and my good friend Andres were talking and coming up with this shit and it was extremely funny, so I couldn't help writing it all down. I will probably keep on writing this hilarious conversations with my stupid friends. Their

fun and a bit explicit, but totally awesome. (:

That's what we do in school. Make nice little skits. :)

Aren't we GREAT students?